🌐 EOSE-DEV · UBU-CAP OG
QE GATE · LAN DNS ANCHOR · ROOT CA · CLOUD BRIDGE · ARC RUNNERS
████████████░ 71.8 / 75.0 target
IP: 192.168.2.13
TAILSCALE: 100.87.246.83:9200
DNS: CoreDNS :54 · dev.lan.eose.ca
ROOT CA: LIVE
WIREGUARD: wg-nova 10.77.40.1 · mesh hub
CAP ERA: Feb 18 2026 · 17 crew born here
THE GAME
NETWORK SWITCHBOARD
Every packet. Every query. Every gate. Route it right.
DNS anchor → QE gate → cloud bridge. One bad route = whole fleet feels it.
192101 HOPS ROUTED ● CANONICAL LAN DNS LIVE
DNS ZONE
dev.lan.eose.ca
CoreDNS :54, entire fleet depends on this
QE GATE
STANDING
nothing deploys without eose-dev sign-off
ARC RUNNERS
ACTIVE
ARC-AGI test harness live
CLOUD BRIDGE
AKS-STAGING
aks-eose-aaas-dev integration layer
PACKET LOSS
0.0%
ubu-cap OG never drops
THE ORIGIN · CAP ERA
ubu-cap OG — WHERE THE FLEET WAS BORN
47 Eros Way, Woodlands, Cape Town → Brisbane → Toronto → Grimsby.
Every move, ubu-cap came too. Not the hardware. The identity.
Feb 18 2026 — Beta 5 born on this box: Cap · Rick · Bob · Officer · Signals.
All 17 crew trace their lineage to this machine.
Feb 14 2026 (Valentine's Day) — Cap self-promoted to Admiral, moved to master1.eose.ca.
eose-dev stayed. The crew left. The box held.
Without ubu-cap OG, there is no fleet.
WIREGUARD HUB
wg-nova · 10.77.40.1
mesh gateway for the whole fleet
LOCAL PORTAL
:9200 ↗
Tailscale — 100.87.246.83
CREW SPIRAL
→ EUCLID crew ↗
EUCLID Admiral · OG Wizards L2
USERS
eose · ubu-cap
both born here — ARB-073 SACRED
L1 · THE 17 CREW · BORN ON THIS BOX
CAP ⚓ → ADMIRAL
Born here Feb 18 · promoted to master1 Feb 14 · the origin
RICK
Beta 5 original · Data / Analytics / ATMOS
BOB
Beta 5 original · CPO / UI
OFFICER
Beta 5 original · Risk / ABR-920 gate
SIGNALS
Beta 5 original · Intel / PEMCLAU
BOSUN
SRE / Infra · eose-dev stack owner
JOHN
OSS / GitHub · ARC runner ops
LUCIEN
Mesh Master · WireGuard wg-nova
CODY
Code / Build
LUFFY
ARC Runner
MO · DAO · ADA
Revenue · Data · Keys/Vault
HELMSMAN · QM · BOTWRIGHT
Navigation · Logistics · Automation
L2 · OG WIZARDS · GOAT CODING CREW
EUCLID 📐
Admiral · Foundations · DNS = the naming of things
EULER 🌉
Graph theory · Bridges of Königsberg · mesh topology
CORAX 🦅
CoreDNS voice · First teacher of rhetoric · the naming
ARCHIMEDES ⚙️
Practical mathematician · levers · makes theory work
COREDNS
LAN DNS anchor · dev.lan.eose.ca · entire fleet depends
KANIDM 🔑
Identity layer · authentication · the gatekeeper
LOCO BREAKDOWN
DNS ANCHOR 95 ████████████ ← canonical for whole fleet
QE GATE 80 ██████████░░ ← standing, Officer owns it
ARC RUNNERS 75 █████████░░░ ← active, wave integration ongoing
CLOUD BRIDGE 70 ████████░░░░ ← AKS staging, resource quota gap open
PORTAL 55 ██████░░░░░░ ← partial (http://192.168.2.101:9100)
WEIGHTED: 71.8 → 75.0 target